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Oh, yes hello...
Let's see what is on today's menu...
Well... I would like to order a French onion soup please...
Then a stuffed goose with raisins....
Ehh... And a bottle of white wine with that
And for dessert ice cream with chocolate...
Then 80 grams of Hennessy...
And that's all.
A cigar!... Definetly a cigar as well
A cigar yes.
You know what mister... I don't recomend you eating here
Why then?... I have always eaten here... Here are very good kitchen, very good cooks
Yes indeed... Everything is very good here but, it's very expensive...
Do you know how the goose you ordered costs?...
22 Bucks
But did you think it's the entire goose?...
It's only a piece...
A piece...
From the breast fillet...
You don't pay 22 bucks for a piece of meat!
But what do you recomend then?
I will recomend you a very nice canteen in Nõmme and you ask for minced meat sauce, only costs 80 cents but...
You have to ask for yesterday's leftovers...
They don't leave anything behind, they scrape all the leftovers together and put it in a jar and then sell it to the poor
80 cents for minced meat sauce
It's very nice
If you want, you can eat it there when it's cold or go home if you want to heat it up...
It's a very nice place...
There are... Even tree logs nicely made for sitting
Listen, it's crap!
Fuck, I'm not that poor, that I would have to go and eat sewage at Nõmme
Fuck, bring the stuff I ordered...
Those onion soups, gooses and Hennesies.
Davai, I don't tolarate such crap.
MAN... I won't bring you that soup, that you ordered, do you know how much it costs?
50 bucks!
You don't pay 50 bucks for a soup!
And it only has half a onion in it and a few slices of carrots and that's it!
I won't bring you that soup.
50 bucks!
I demand my food, fulfill my order and stop your crap.
I don't tolarate such crap.
I won't fulfill your order.
Do you even know what so called wine costs?...
I won't bring you that either...
You will drink that entire bottle but, you won't get drunk
I won't bring you that
If you want to get drunk then, go to Kopli...
There's a place that sells vodka called ''Rasputin'', it only costs 5 bucks
Drink that... You will get drunk and will be fine
I won't bring you that cognac either
I don't care about your crap...
I mean...
First of all call your boss here and now!
I won't call any boss here... Leave this place... Don't eat here.
It's an expensive place, I'm telling you.
Expensive!
If you are so stubborn and want to eat here, then I can get the cooks to make you some pelmeni for 5 bucks, very cheap and bring you some water from a tap
But I won't bring you these expensive dishes
Now that's complete fucking bullshit
First of all I will sue you and then we will see what happens
Fuck, I will never come here again!
For fuck sakes
Sue then...
Go away
And don't come here again
Out!